walk into the club like
(via jennerprincess)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
(via ughcordelia)
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via thisofficialariana)
17yr:
this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
(via thatnerdyanon)
